Hackers hit California State University
CHICO, California (AP) -- Hackers gained personal information of 59,000 people affiliated with a California university -- the latest in a string of high-profile cases of identity theft.

Clever toilet checks on your health
Health checks from your doctor could be replaced by visits to the bathroom, thanks to a smart toilet developed by a Japanese company.

Publisher: 'Blog' No. 1 word of the year
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- A four-letter term that came to symbolize the difference between old and new media during this year's presidential campaign tops U.S. dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster's list of the 10 words of the year.

umpteen
Pronunciation :
Definition : relatively large but unspecified in number
Example : I'm taking umpteen pills a day.

A boy told his mom, `I couldn`t sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?`His mom said, `Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him.` The boy replied, `Oh then you`re wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day.`

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