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You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.

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Joke for 2025-07-05

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A`s. So his parents asked him, `What motivated you to do so well in school?` He replied, `When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren`t fooling around!`

Joke for 2025-07-04

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, `You man the guns, I`ll drive.`

Joke for 2025-07-03

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, `See that, baby? That``s 1000 pounds of dynamite!` She begins to drool.The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder``s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, `See those, baby? That``s 1000 pounds of dynamite!` She is aching for action at this point.Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, `Why are you in such a hurry to go?`She replies, `With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!`