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Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

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Joke for 2025-07-10

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, `I can`t do it, I can`t do it, I CAN`T DO IT!`In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, `How did it go?` The first one answers. `It was embarrassing. I simply couldn``t do it.`The second hobbit shook his head. `Manhood problems, eh?``No. I couldnt get on the bed!`

Joke for 2025-07-09

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa.

Joke for 2025-07-08

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left.Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, `Very nice.``Does that mean I``m in?` says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner.He looks back at Pamela and says, `Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair.`