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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Joke for 2025-09-17

Reaching the end of a jobinterview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. `Inthe neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.` `Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, fullmedical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company carleased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?` `Wow! Are you kidding?` `Yeah, but you started it.`

Joke for 2025-09-16

`I have good news and bad news,` the defense lawyer says to his client.`What`s the bad news?` The lawyer says, `Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.` `Dammit!` cries the client. `What`s the good news?` `Well,` the lawyer says, `Your cholesterol is down to 140.`

Joke for 2025-09-15

How do amoebas keep in touch?With cell phones.