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What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?

A drummer.

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Joke for 2025-11-22

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm?

An omlette you probably shouldn`t eat.

Joke for 2025-11-21

A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, `Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark`.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, `Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.`

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Then said the preacher, `You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.`

Joke for 2025-11-20

What`s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.