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Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there`s an invisible man in the waiting room!

Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can`t see him!!

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Joke for 2025-07-18

A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send: `Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow.`

The clerk says, `You can add another `Bow wow` for the same price.`

The dog responded, `Now wouldn`t that sound a little silly?`

Joke for 2025-07-17

Q. What`s O. J. Simpson`s Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Joke for 2025-07-16

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn`t know what to do with him.Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ``We don`t know what to do with this baby.`` So the chief surgeon took one look and said, `You should put him into a mental institution.```Why?` asked the head nurse. `Well,` replied the chief surgeon, `take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts.`